How Old Is Everyone On Love Island Season 7

So, you’re watching Love Island Season 7, right? You’re probably thinking, “Whoa, these people are young. Like, really young.” Well, let’s break it down. It’s a wild ride.

The average age for Season 7 is just 24. That’s barely old enough to rent a car. And trust me, they act like it.

The Baby of the Villa

Meet Liam Reardon. He’s the literal baby boy. At only 21, he’s younger than some people’s third Instagram account.

Liam was a bricklayer from Wales. He spent his days laying bricks. Then he spent his nights laying on a daybed with his head in Millie’s lap.

At 21, you can do that. You have no back pain. No mortgage. Just a spray tan and a dream.

The “Mum Friend” (Aka The Old Soul)

Then there’s Liberty Poole. She was the oldest girl at 22. Yes, 22. In the real world, she’s a baby. In the villa? She’s practically the grandmother.

Liberty ran the house. She mediated fights. She made sure everyone had enough snacks. At age 22, she had the life wisdom of a 45-year-old yoga instructor.

It’s hilarious. She was “old” because she knew how to cook an actual meal. In Love Island years, that’s a senior citizen perk.

'Love Island USA' Season 7 cast: Every islander so far

The “Experienced” Islanders

Let’s talk about the older guys. Jake Cornish was 24. That’s practically a dinosaur compared to Liam. He listened to music from… checks notes …2018.

Jake called himself “mature.” But he also called himself “a big dog.” That’s a contradiction. Big dogs are loyal. Jake was… complicated. At least he was old enough to have a real job before.

Then you have Toby Aromolaran. He was 22. He acted like he was 16. He had the attention span of a goldfish. One minute he loved Chloe. The next minute he loved Abi. Then Mary. Then Chloe again.

Toby’s age is a perfect metaphor for the whole season. Chaos. Pure, unfiltered, 22-year-old chaos.

The Bombshell Math

The producers love a bombshell. And bombshells are often older to add “experience.” Kaz Kamwi walked in at 26. The whole villa gasped. “Whoa, a grown-up!”

Kaz was a med student. She used big words. She didn’t just talk about “vibes.” She talked about chemistry—the actual, scientific kind. It was refreshing. And terrifying for the lads.

Love Island USA names series seven winning couple

And Brad McClelland? He was 25. He was a personal trainer. At 25, you start to feel your knees. In the villa, Brad felt his ego get hurt every day. Age brought him pain, not wisdom.

The Real Kicker: Mental Age Vs. Chronological Age

Here’s the fun part. Chloe Burrows was 24. But she acted like a chaotic 19-year-old. She ate crisps in bed. She trolled everyone. She was the MVP of the season.

Chloe proved one thing: Age is just a number. Your maturity depends on how well you drink, argue, and gossip. At 24, she was the wise fool.

Meanwhile, Faye Winter was 26. She screamed like a teenager. She threw a mug. She cried like a hurricane. She was the oldest girl, but the most emotionally volatile. So much for “age brings calm.”

Why This Even Matters

Why do we care? Because it’s fun. We love ranking people. It makes us feel better about our own life choices.

You’re 30 and watching this? You feel like a legend. You can buy a house. You’ve seen an 401(k) form. These kids haven’t even seen a utility bill.

Why Olandria Didn't Watch Love Island Before the Reunion

You’re 20 and watching this? You’re one of them. You relate to the drama. You think 26 is “old.” You think a relationship lasting four weeks is “forever.”

The secret? Age in the villa is fake. It’s a compressed universe where one day equals a year. A 21-year-old can be a 35-year-old after three recouplings. A 26-year-old can be a teenager by the next morning.

The Final Verdict

So, how old is everyone? The answer is too young to be this dramatic. But that’s the point. The villa is a time machine.

It makes young people feel old. It makes old people feel young. And it reminds us that nothing—nothing—makes sense at any age.

Next time you watch, pause and check the math. Is Liam really 21? Can a 22-year-old be a “mum”? Will Toby be 16 forever? Probably yes.

Enjoy the show. Don’t take the ages seriously. They’re just numbers. The drama is timeless.