Kings Arms Newcastle Upon Tyne Menu

Let’s talk about the Kings Arms in Newcastle. This isn’t your standard pub grub. The menu is a glorious, greasy-fingered love letter to Northern indulgence.

The “Burger Bible” Sitch

They have a section called the “Burger Bible.” That’s not a joke. It’s a full on scripture of smashed patties and brioche buns.

You can get a “Mighty Melt” that looks like an architectural disaster. It’s a beautiful, cheesy landslide on a plate. Your cardiologist will not approve, but your taste buds will high-five you.

Veggies? They Gotcha

Don't think meat-eaters have all the fun. They have a “Viv’s Veggie Burger.” It’s a beetroot and quinoa patty. Surprisingly good. It even bleeds... beet juice, that is.

Order it with a side of their “Dirty Fries.” Those fries are loaded with pulled pork, cheese, and slaw. It’s like a party in a cardboard boat. A very messy party.

The “Mac ‘n’ Cheese” Crime Scene

Their mac and cheese is a bowl of pure chaos. It’s topped with crispy bacon and breadcrumbs. You’ll need a spoon and a forgiveness nap.

Pro tip: do not wear a white shirt. This is a hazard zone. The cheese pull is so long it could double as a phone charger.

Side Quest: The “Chicken Parmo”

We can’t ignore the Parmo. It’s a Newcastle classic. Kings Arms does it with a spicy, creamy sauce that tastes like a hug from a Geordie grandma.

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It’s breaded chicken covered in bechamel and cheese. Then they grill it until it’s bubbling. The crunch is so loud you’ll scare the server. Worth it.

Drinks: Not Just Boring Ale

They have a “Slushie” machine for adults. Yes, you read that right. You can get a frozen cocktail while eating a dirty burger. It’s like being a kid again, but with better decisions.

Their local ales are from the Tyne Bank Brewery. Try the “Pacific IPA.” It’s so hoppy it might make you sneeze. Don’t sneeze into your food. That’s just bad manners.

The Weirdest Detail

Here’s a quirky fact: they serve a “Brunch” menu until 3pm on weekends. That includes “Bacon Jam” on toast. Bacon jam. It’s sweet, salty, and sounds like a dystopian condiment.

Spread it on a hash brown. You’ll enter a new state of consciousness. It’s called “breakfast nirvana.” No return ticket needed.

Gallery 1 — The Kings Arms

The “Dessert” Danger Zone

Dessert? Get the “Sticky Toffee Pudding.” It comes in a little ramekin. The toffee sauce is so thick you could paint a wall with it.

They also have a “Biscoff Cheesecake.” It’s a giant slice that wobbles like a nervous jelly. Share one with a friend. Or don’t. I won’t judge your greed.

Final Bite: The “Vibe”

The best part? The atmosphere. It’s loud, friendly, and smells like fried heaven. The playlist is all 90s bangers. You might catch yourself head-banging to “Smells Like Teen Spirit” between bites.

The Kings Arms menu doesn’t try to be fancy. It’s authentic, messy, and absolutely hilarious in its excess. Go hungry. Leave happy. Bring wet wipes.

Your stomach will thank you. Your arteries might write a complaint letter. But hey, that’s a problem for future you. Enjoy the present.